What Using Poor Grammar Says About You
A little hope for those who can’t write good.
I have to remember this
In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.
And that was the first time I saw a penis
This must be shared
(via pleatedjeans)
How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely (gif version)
COMMON GUYS SOMEONE DISPROVE THIS IT’S MADDENING ME
(Source: togifs)
WHY WAS THIS NOT IN THE FINAL CUT.
Or even the Special Editions. This is GREAT
(via pleatedjeans)
A true Sheepdog, gotta be more vicious, motivated, and driven than a serial killer to protect the ones you love.
That is one hard motherfucker, this guy better bet getting free drinks for the rest of his life.
This should have WAY more notes. The worst part is that the NYPD lawyers are claiming that by law the police officers who watched the incident had no duty to protect any of the individuals on the train. It’s disgusting.
not like they’re supposed to “serve and protect” or anything. but thank god for people like this guy.
(Source: certaintyandcelerity, via confectionery-cutie)










